my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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