i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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