yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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