your thong is hanging out like whoa
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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