Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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