sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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