Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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