a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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