Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I wish there were birth control emojis
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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