The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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