But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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