Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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