Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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