You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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