the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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