just come out here and I will go home with you...
Please, let me fuck your mom
kristin has been a bad kristin
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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