I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
