just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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