Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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