hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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