If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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