She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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