Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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