WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet