Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"