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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.

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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion

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(806): View more from Texas

Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.

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(503): View more from Oregon

if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.

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19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
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(818): View more from California

im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now

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(562): View more from California

guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".

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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing

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(720): View more from Colorado

He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available

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