we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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