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• (509): View more from Washington

  She's JV to your varsity

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• (707): View more from California

  there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  $1 pitcher night should be outlawed.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.

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  Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.

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• (562): View more from California

  Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"

  (404): View more from Georgia

  That is so sad.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  & he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?

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