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• (213): View more from California

  What happened to our ballroom dancing plans

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• (914): View more from New York

  this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.

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• (858): View more from California

  dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.

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