We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower