I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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