I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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