I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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