oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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