While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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