I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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