How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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