well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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