I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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