i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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