No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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