remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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