my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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