check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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