She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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