Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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