I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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