I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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