I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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