Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
