Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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