he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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