U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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