I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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