i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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