Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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