I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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