The best revenge is premature balding
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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