Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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